Rules and Regs
ok ok ok... by popular demand, the competition will now include for weight purposes:
- the turkey
- the turkey accessories if you have a shamefully small turkey & need to big-it-up in some way
- the rider
- the bike (to penalize Normanb)
- beer & other alcoholic necessities (to unpenalize Normanb)
- the wife or girlfriend but only if she agrees to reveal her weight
but basically theres gotta be a turkey involved somewhere, or turkey-like essence & it doesn't count if you/your wife looks like a turkey.
For my prize, and I am quietly confident of winning since we have need to summon the piste lard crane should my wife fall over at the skiing... monsieur, monsieur, le crane-del-lard si vous plait, vite vite, pour ma femme, vite... ma femme tombe big-time... anyway, for my prize, I had envisaged a splendid new 05 650 exec unstinting in fine accessories including but not limited to a full Givi luggage set, corbin seat in grade 1 sheepskin, etc. I expect the prize will be generously donated by our kind moderators who would want to recognize all the hard work we posters have put in on their behalf over the year.
By the way, I also claim the general all-up weight prize having carried under the seat 2 x 55lb (25 kg) bags of cement & enough bricks for a small wall. I am imagining all sorts of prizes for this one, but suggestions welcome.
Cheers of the season
Robg