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A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door
and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running
around at her feet.

"I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex," she said.

The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and
say
they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in
fact, I know that most people do use it for sex."

"I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can
you
tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?"

The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put
it on
the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
 

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Do you know that in Germany Vaseline is called Venerslider. Do you knwo what young couples in Germany buy Venerslider for :?: :?:
 

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magyver said:
Do you know that in Germany Vaseline is called Venerslider. Do you knwo what young couples in Germany buy Venerslider for :?: :?:
Little unknown fact: (Greengoose met Greencookiedoh in Germany (1988)... yes she is German.) Would that have made us a young couple in Germany? Thus we should know the answer.

Honey! Help me out here! :roll:
 

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Well I was told some time ago that they bought it for $.79 a jar but with inflation it could be more. Why what were you thinking :shock:
 

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Greengoose said:
yes she is German.
So Mothergoose is actually Muttergans??? :p
 

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magyver said:
Well I was told some time ago that they bought it for $.79 a jar but with inflation it could be more. Why what were you thinking :shock:
I have never heard of this term. But just to make sure I searched the net for it and came up empty handed :? I will have to ask my step dad next time I talk to him.
 

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Magyver - Call me a skeptic, but, it sounds like a high school German class joke to me. :wink: Ich hat zwei jahren diese classen, aber mein Deutsche ist nicht so gut (as if that wasn't obvious!). :shock:

Steve
 
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