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(1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with
big ****.

(2) When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big ****, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

(3) In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

(4) When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

(5) When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

(6) When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious
that she divorced me and took everything I owned.


Now I am older and wiser and I am looking for a girl with big ****.
 

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I'm not surprised. Women seem to find it impossible to think as men do (and visa versa)
 

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I'm not surprised. Women seem to find it impossible to think as men do (and visa versa)
And that's part of what keeps life interesting.
 
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