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The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.



The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
 

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Another reason that texting should not even exist............
 

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This was a true roll on floor laughing - thank you
 

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lol, that was a good one.
 

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Another reason that texting should not even exist............
I have to agree, texting is the dumbest idea ever and why I refuse to do it. I have watched my wife have a text "conversation" with my daughter that took over half an hour. the wole "conversation" would have taken a few minutes at most actually talking over the phone.
 

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I have to agree, texting is the dumbest idea ever and why I refuse to do it. I have watched my wife have a text "conversation" with my daughter that took over half an hour. the wole "conversation" would have taken a few minutes at most actually talking over the phone.

this is exactly why texting is a GOOD idea, it gives you time to think out your li uh responses more thouroly and give such a neutral statement:confused: in return it can never be deciphered in a court of law, besides the fact you can wait till the commercials to respond:D. (do not try this while watching dvd.s they WILL catch on it's not just your slow typing ) :(
 
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