[NormanB]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

and

:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ar*se

(__!__) a fat ar*se

(!) a tight ar*se

(_*_) a sore ar*se

{_!_} a swishy ar*se

(_o_) an ar*se that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ar*se

(_X_) leave my ar*se alone

(_zzz_) a tired ar*se

(_E=mc2_) a smart ar*se

(_$_) Money coming out of his ar*se

(_?_) Dumb ar*se

 

[Pete]

assicons! whadda concept!
ahh - norm you must have been a cryptographer in her royal army! 8)
pedz!

 

[JD]

Absolutely brilliant Norman!!! :wink: :lol:

 

[mupp]

Norm - your Naval heritage is showing....

(_T_) Peter Stringfellow

[.] Kate Moss

([email protected]_) George Michael





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