It's the appropriate thread for this:
Back in the 80's I was driver training instructor for the fire department. To acquire their license, I'd drive this fire truck to the local driver's license facilityand always park it in the open area of the lot so when they come out to take the practical skills test it would be easy to pull out. One time as luck would have it, we had to go to a different facility because one was so lined up and busy. Upon arrival, I positioned the truck out in the open and we went in. The student filled out the paperwork and the examiner went with her to test her driving skills. They were not gone long at all. While pulling out forward and turning to the right, she had scraped a car parked next to her on the right side. She scraped the side of the Driver's License Facility MANAGER'S old personal car. It wasn't bad, and a gratutious amount of beer money would make it forgotten.
She deposited a little fire truck lime green onto his multicolored junker-- in addition to what was already there: school bus yellow, fire truck candy apple red, ambulance Omaha orange, trash truck blue and highway department safety orange. This dingbat had quite the scam going. He'd watch from his desk and when a large vehicle parked out in the lot, he'd go park his junker on the blind side. I never played politics very well, so I'll just leave it as he is no longer a manager and the last I heard, he is serving in some far remote Podunk place in the state of Illinois pushing his pencil.