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Two old guys, aged 80 and 87 were sitting on a park bench. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
"Well," said the guy, "I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with women."
On the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the sales-lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
"Yes," she said pointing. "We've got a whole shelf full. How many loaves would you like?"
"Five please."
"My goodness, five! By the time you get to the third loaf, it'll be hard."
He shook his head sadly and said, "I can't believe everybody knows about this s**t but me."
 

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:lol:

Only rye bread for me from now on :wink:
 

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Mph spoof muz wuff gulp, I'm sorry, had a mouthful of rye bread!
 

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Cigarmessenger said:
Mph spoof muz wuff gulp, I'm sorry, had a mouthful of rye bread!


Going jogging ??
 
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