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9 ft gator trying to eat cars in manatee county, sammiches do no good , it's mating season, you'd hafta throw em a female gator.
 

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That sounds like fun :)

I knew somebody who took his kids to a safari park and the baboons descended on his car and tried to dismantle it.

One sat on the bonnet beating the windscreen with a long strip of chrome trim. He opened the door slightly and tried to grab it back but wasn’t quick enough, used a sandwich to bait it back and then drove of the track to get close, opened the door and grabbed the trim for a brief tug of war before recovering.

A landrover turned up with a PA speaker to tell him he was going to be escorted off the premises for endangering his kids.

He got home and surveyed the damage - his car didn’t have ny chrome, it was for a different vehicle.
 

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my 2 weather stations report temps between 99 degrees and 100 degrees F, in C it's dang hot! M&M's melted inside the candy shell, not in your hand. Birds only flying in the shade and snakes trying to grow feet so they can wear shoes.
Sunshine State my hiney! Come to Florida for the weather, Stay in Florida cause it's too miserable out there to drive away, it will be summer soon so I am gettin all my complainin done now and avoiding the rush.
 
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