[Chappy]

Normally after 150 miles I've got a sore one, So yesterday I applied some petroleum jelly including down back of my upper legs And did a 400 mile jaunt.. I was told that tractor supply Sales monkey butt cream... I wanted to give this a go for monkey butt. After 400 miles I was able to climb off and act like nothing Had ever happened, Apparently bicyclists like to use it to . Opinions please

 

[Wes_Ingram]

Try an Alaska Leather seat cover, same result, no mess!:icon_smile:

 

[momule]

Bicyclists do know a lot about Monkey Butt. I was a 100 mile plus rider for years until my right hip and knee went out from age and abuse. Today I still use my padded bike shorts as well as a generous application of Monkey Butt cream. Makes a HUGE difference on a summer day and a long ride.

 

[MacDoc]

BeadRider is your friend

 

[Chappy]

Wow mo.... A 100 miles on a bicycle, that's amazing stuff.

 

[mikeyMarine]

i once did 30 miles in 8 minutes, then they stopped and untied the rope:angry5: it could have been a lot of fun had it not been tied to the rear fender



well maybe not 30 miles ,,,, or 8 minutes

 

[Elkhound]

Wow mo.... A 100 miles on a bicycle, that's amazing stuff.

I've done that, too.

Also, if you can't find a specialized cyclist's cream, go to the baby section of the grocery store or drugstore and get diaper rash cream.

 

[mikeyMarine]

 

[Scootereno]

Hmmmmm.........
I've used the Monkey Butt Powder butt never heard of the Cream???
Is it something new? Sounds messy to me.

 

[DandyDoug]

I never tried any petroleum jelly or knew that Monkey Butt made a cream. I do use Monkey butt powder occasionally , it works .

 

[Chappy]

For some reason I assumed it was a cream but it looks like its powder, sorry fellows !

 

[Scootereno]

I've had a creamy butt on a bike before but that's a whole nuther story.

 

[Mike337]

The 1st 3 posts, p jelly & butt cream, rear ended, and dragging bottom. Can't believe nobody got a vacation yet, lol.

 

[paulcbrowne]

Actually it's called "Anti Monkey Butt Powder"

Works great!

 

[Chappy]

We're going to get to the bottom of this butt-ery topic sweethearts! Haaaa haaa!!!

 

[Fatjock]

That was my reaction when I saw the subjuect as well!!

 

[RussL]

I had monkey butt with the stock seat... I had a custom Cary Vincent seat made, www.burgmanbrothers.com ,,, I have not had the problem after the new seat... It was the best thing I have added to my burg 650... I can do the miles without my arse telling me it wants to fall off... I get physically tired after about 10 to 12 hours of riding,,, my butt is ready for an "Ironbutt"ride...

 

[Coz Boogie]

Have been a cyclist for many decades and just completed the Seattle-to-Portland bike ride in one day (204 miles....12.5 hours in the saddle). I ALWAYS lube up with chamois butter or a similar product...your a$$ and other bits and pieces will thank you.

late,
Coz

 

[Mike337]

I am 100% serious, what is the problem and what are you lubing up? Actual slippery lube on your butt cheeks!? That'd be like riding after you filled your pants. Do you guys get blisters or something? I have no idea what monkey butt is either. I'm lost, and maybe that's good, but someday I'm sure I'll want to know the secrets.