Suzuki Burgman USA Forum banner

1 - 19 of 19 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
709 Posts
Discussion Starter #1 (Edited)
Normally after 150 miles I've got a sore one, So yesterday I applied some petroleum jelly including down back of my upper legs And did a 400 mile jaunt.. I was told that tractor supply Sales monkey butt cream... I wanted to give this a go for monkey butt. After 400 miles I was able to climb off and act like nothing Had ever happened, Apparently bicyclists like to use it to . Opinions please
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
606 Posts
Try an Alaska Leather seat cover, same result, no mess!:icon_smile:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
183 Posts
Bicyclists do know a lot about Monkey Butt. I was a 100 mile plus rider for years until my right hip and knee went out from age and abuse. Today I still use my padded bike shorts as well as a generous application of Monkey Butt cream. Makes a HUGE difference on a summer day and a long ride.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
709 Posts
Discussion Starter #5
Wow mo.... A 100 miles on a bicycle, that's amazing stuff.
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
8,130 Posts
i once did 30 miles in 8 minutes, then they stopped and untied the rope:angry5: it could have been a lot of fun had it not been tied to the rear fender



well maybe not 30 miles ,,,, or 8 minutes
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
8,130 Posts
:confused:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
3,933 Posts
Hmmmmm.........
I've used the Monkey Butt Powder butt never heard of the Cream???
Is it something new? Sounds messy to me.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
709 Posts
Discussion Starter #11
For some reason I assumed it was a cream but it looks like its powder, sorry fellows !
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
3,933 Posts
I've had a creamy butt on a bike before but that's a whole nuther story. :(
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
748 Posts
The 1st 3 posts, p jelly & butt cream, rear ended, and dragging bottom. Can't believe nobody got a vacation yet, lol.
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
355 Posts
I had monkey butt with the stock seat... I had a custom Cary Vincent seat made, www.burgmanbrothers.com ,,, I have not had the problem after the new seat... It was the best thing I have added to my burg 650... I can do the miles without my arse telling me it wants to fall off... I get physically tired after about 10 to 12 hours of riding,,, my butt is ready for an "Ironbutt"ride...
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
154 Posts
Have been a cyclist for many decades and just completed the Seattle-to-Portland bike ride in one day (204 miles....12.5 hours in the saddle). I ALWAYS lube up with chamois butter or a similar product...your a$$ and other bits and pieces will thank you.

late,
Coz
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
748 Posts
I am 100% serious, what is the problem and what are you lubing up? Actual slippery lube on your butt cheeks!? That'd be like riding after you filled your pants. Do you guys get blisters or something? I have no idea what monkey butt is either. I'm lost, and maybe that's good, but someday I'm sure I'll want to know the secrets.
 
1 - 19 of 19 Posts
Top