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A British ship is at sea, the lookout in the crow's nest says, "Captain! Pirates! Port bow!"

The Captain says "First Mate! Go get my big hat." The first mate asks why. The captain says, "If I get hurt the hat will hide my face so the crew won't see me cry." The lookout in the crow's nest says, "Captain, more pirates, port bow!" The captain says, "First Mate, go get my red shirt!" The first mate asks why & the captain says, "If there's swordfighting and I'm injured, the crew won't see me bleeding & they will keep fighting." A few minutes later... "Captain, more pirates, port bow!" The captain says, "First mate! Get me my brown pants!"
 

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I saw this joke today and was going to post it here, but you beat me to it :lol:
 
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