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and is this taking loving your bike just a tad too far:

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This is something that I have heard about it before. In order to safeguard against it ever happening to me, I keep a color glossy photograph of Rosie O'Donnell scotch taped to my handlebars.

No man need to worry about sprouting wood when looking at a picture of her that's for sure.

Vomiting, well, that's another story right there. :D
 

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the comments are great.
 

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I love my wife, I like my scoot!
 

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According to that link the guy got wood from the vibrations. I once owned a 62 Triumph 650 that vibrated like it was designed to do just that! I also had a GF at the time who was in love with that bike. If I wanted a 'little' we'd go for a short ride then head for the barn - if I didn't then we'd go for a long ride. She'd give me one whale of a massage when she hit the high 'notes'...

Man do I miss that bike! And the GF too! It was a good time to be young.

That bike vibrated a lot. Within 50 miles my arms would be so numb from the vibrations I could hardly hold onto the grips.
 

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I don't think you should "love" any material thing. Material things, even Burgmans, shall one day pass.
 

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That bike vibrated a lot. Within 50 miles my arms would be so numb from the vibrations I could hardly hold onto the grips.
Heck, sounds to me like if you could keep those hands vibrating after you got off the bike and could- shall we say "keep a grip on things" then you wouldn't need the girlfriend either then would you?
 

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I thought you were supposed to call the doctor if it lasted 4 hours ?

Now I know why people buy BMW bikes . :D

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I don't think you should "love" any material thing. Material things, even Burgmans, shall one day pass.
I love the way the Burgman makes me grin...

And I still love my wife, though the divorce is 12 years in the past at this point.
 

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I thought you were supposed to call the doctor if it lasted 4 hours ?
You are actually directed to "seek medical attention" if it lasts more than four hours. Just one of the many advantages to dating a Nurse! ;)
 
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