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Teacher say's to the class "Today we're going to talk about the word 'contagious'. Who can give me a sentence with that word in it"?

Little Debbie say's "Please Miss, my cousin has chicken pox and my mummy say's I mustn't go near him because it's contagious".

"That's correct" the teacher says. "Anyone else"?

Little Stefanie say's "Please Miss, my cousin has measles and my Mummy says I mustn't go near him because that's contagious".

"Very good, anyone else".

Little Seamus says (in a heavy Irish accent) "Please Miss, Me and ma Da' were going out day other day and we saw moi neighbour up a ladder painting his house".

"Bejesus", my dad said, "Would you look at dat. He's using a one-inch paintbrush to paint the front of dat house. That'll take the contagious". :roll:
 

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LOL........The Irish have a way with words, reminds me of the well known Irish saying

"Whale oil beef hooked!"

:lol:
 
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