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Blonde Men Jokes

A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to
a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get
there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains
the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was
watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the blonde man replied:
"Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the
shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for
dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy,"
he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to
me". The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
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A blond man finds a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope
"DO NOT BEND". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how
to pick it up.
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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the
Doctor. "No", he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve
to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over, so he
tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
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A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't
you put an ad in the paper?" He does, but two weeks later the dog is still
missing."What did you say in the newspaper ad?" his wife asks."Here boy!" he replies.
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A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the guard. "I tried that," he replies,
"but then I couldn't breathe".
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(This one actually makes sense...lol)

An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
 

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Last one makes total sense but I'm a natural blond. Advantage at my age I have way less gray hair than guys with darker hair. Oh and yes I still have a full head of hair.:D
 
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