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A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He walks into the water and bumps into the preacher who turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and says, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out and asks
Again, 'Have you found Jesus, me brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, oi I haven't found Jesus.' By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk inthe water again and holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up and again asks, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'
The drunk catches his breath and wipes his eyes and says,
'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
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