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You Must do this

At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates. INSTRUCTIONS. Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER. One bloke for example who
sent the letter to only 5 instead of
9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the
old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL. This is a unique opportunity
to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive
meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
(that only interest women), no obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate...send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the women that arrives will know how to use it.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so
that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure
that they may soon undertake
 

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You....are....FLOPPIN.....

KILLING ME!

(Huge belly laugh!!!)

Dude! - TKS! and have a GREAT weekend! (btw - when we gonna see some more miles cranked on the "big one?"

:lol:

yf,
Pete
 

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:headbang: :hello1: :thumbleft: :cheers:
 

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Dear Mr. NormanB.
Unfortunately it is a police of mine to never send along chain letters that are not accompanied by money.
However please be advised the the hole police is now under review. :wink: :lol:
 

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Pete said:
Dude! - TKS! and have a GREAT weekend! (btw - when we gonna see some more miles cranked on the "big one?"

:lol:

yf,
Pete
I am hoping just a couple of weeks now! :) :)
Thanks for the thought. :oops:
 

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not dayum soon enuf !
pedz
 
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